You're Pitiful

a parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006. In it, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who lives a pitiful existence. It was originally intended as the lead single of his twelfth studio album, Straight Outta Lynwood.

According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser."1 In the song, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who still lives a "pitiful" existence

by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023

pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause

'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'

by markfitz June 17, 2013

No Pity On The Ants

A beastly death metal song by the band Lupara.

No Pity On The Ants is wicked. Period.

by EmoShallBurn December 17, 2008

Pitiful

Gale Dekarios was an ambitious human wizard who lived in Waterdeep and the Sword Coast during the late 15th century DR.1
The aspiring sage had a full brown beard and matching hair, brown eyes, and light skin. He wore a blue-purple robe. The curious mage wished to become the greatest wizard Faerûn had ever seen.1

Pitiful ahhh wizard

by Somberstars January 30, 2024

Pity Party

When you have a party by yourself because you have no friends

I have no friends so I'm throwing a pity party

by Username 1552 September 4, 2021

Pity Guac

Getting free guacamole at Chipotle out of pity for your situation.

1. Damn man, I just went to chipotle and they didnt charge me for Guac.
2. HAHA u got pity guac'd

by jefak120 December 16, 2025

Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011