stumples

Pimples on an amputees stump.

Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples

by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas January 4, 2009

stuparded

adj.

1. Describing an action, person, or circumstance that is so ridiculous and idiotic that neither "stupid" nor "retarded" can rightfully describe it on their own.

Obama: I know our national debt is in the trillians but let's spend 800 billion more imaginary dollars to jump start the economy.

Me: That's stuparded.

by einstein2010 February 20, 2009

stumplestiltskin

A short man usually with a Napoleon complex who has a miniscule penis. Maybe inverted or stunted at a young age this penis may be impossible to spot with the naked eye. Never the less it is there short in stature just like the man it belongs to.

Jane: How was your date with Larry?

Edna: O.K. I guess, but I tried to give him a hand job and couldn't find it. I tired of always getting the stumplestiltskins.

by Jamamoba October 28, 2010

Just Stupak It

What you do when all else fails, make up a ridiculous reason to accept a bad deal.

Hey Joe, why did you just buy that new Cadillac Escalade when you knew you could not afford it and you would never be able to pay off the loan? Gee I thought I could “Just Stupak It”, and that someone else would end up paying for my car.

by lola9999 November 8, 2009

Monkey Stump

Another word for the Coccyx, as in the area of the body where our tail would be if we were still primates.

I've been riding this bike so long I think i've bruised my Monkey Stump.

by Mitsu1980 April 3, 2010

Cumber-Stumpin'

the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.

OR...

the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation

(not to be confused with pickle-dick)

Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!

Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."

cucumberdickpickledickcumber-stumpveggiecocksquashscrotum

by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011

Patrick stump

The lead singer of a band named fall out boy . Some may call the band satanic when their lead singer is literally an innecont adorable humble cinnamon bun.

"Hey have you listernd to fall out boy ?"
"Of course patrick stump is my favourite! "

by Scomiche August 13, 2017