scrote tote

A soft warm blanket or pouch to contain and protect the testicles.

David wore his scrote tote to alleviate his testicular discomfort.

by DavidPipBrown April 9, 2009

scrotflap

1. a flaccid testicle that hangs out of the wearer's shorts; 2. a deruagatory term for an unwelcome party guest that becomes the last person at the party.

1. I hate these shorts, my scrotflaps are always hanging out. ; 2. Zack is such a scrotflap sometimes, I wish he would just get the point that we don't want him hangin out for 58 hours in a row.

by Mike D to the Nizzle May 19, 2005

Scrotalicious

1. Noun: Something so wonderful, that your scrotum tightens with delight.
2. Noun: The result of short shorts, When your scrotum is visible - resembling someone who sat in bubblegum.

1. "You see the coinpurse on that broad?" "rights! Scrotalicious!"
2. "Hunny... you really expect me to go to the beach in these?" "Of course, the scrotalicious look is in."

by Bman_X May 21, 2006

Scrote smoker

A complete idiot. Or can also be used to insult your "friend" who you actually think is a dumbass.

"See you later Billy."

"God damn he is such a scrote smoker."

by ciddoxxavius January 7, 2008

Scrotateous

To have an abnormally large scrotum. The sack is often larger than most and hangs lower down. The size of the penis is not a factor in being a scrotateous individual.

Example 1
Rick: Did you see Vlad in the shower yesterday?
Dmitry: No I didn't, whats all the talk about?
Rick: Man, he is one scrotateous being.

Example 2
Jack: The doctor was surprised when I went into my physical.
Andrew: What? Why, they've seen it all.
Jack: Apparently he says I am very scrotateous.

by Kid in a sandbox January 7, 2008

Scrote Burner

Popular in American Football, especially at the Division III level in Western New York. The act of torching a weak, penis loving cornerback on a 'fade' or 'go' route. Often a wide-receiver will come to the line- see he is lined up against a scrote of a cornerback- and audible into a scrote burner.

9 times out of 10 the cornerback will recognize this audible, begin to panic, and ultimately embarrass himself and be pulled from the game. He will be given the chance to redeem himself through his fellatiotic activities towards his coaching staff.

Wide-receiver:"Scrote burner, scrote burner!"
Cornerback: "ahhhh ohh no no no..."

Coach: "Nick if you ever want to play for me again you know what you going to have to do..."
Cornerback: "ahhh not again..."

by NSKilla21 June 12, 2009

scroterboat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between ones scrotum, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

That chick gave me the best scroterboat ever. My balls are now numb

by djnick33 September 3, 2007