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dinosaur stomp

I’d rather do the dinosaur stomp than use the Porto potty
by TheBrasky May 16, 2019
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Waffle stomp

I’m gonna waffle stomp his self esteem down the drain
by OfficialSegga February 5, 2020
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Waffle Stomp

Where one takes a shit in the shower and steps it down the drain.
Edward: Sorry I'm late, I had to Waffle Stomp in the shower.
by The Ed Channel November 11, 2019
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Laptop Stomp

when you shit on the keyboard of a laptop and then close it causing spread of shit everywhere.

If the keyboard is wireless, just shit on the keyboard and smash it on the desk.
My teacher gave me an F so I decided to laptop stomp on his laptop.

I hate when my friends prank me with a Laptop stomp
by RalphsNakedButt December 9, 2021
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Drain Stomping

When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it into the drain to make it go away.
Man1: I really needed to take a shit in the shower yesterday
Man2: Dude, you should have tried drain stomping!
by ChickenInfamous July 23, 2019
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Wood stomping

The act of stomping on someone's freshly squeezed shitlog
William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".
by b_ranson May 3, 2020
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stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.
My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!
by goose stomper October 8, 2013
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