Almost killing a character in a video game and panicking for a milisecond causing you to lose the kill.
by Nightside September 23, 2017
Get the Stiff Fingermug. by Mid-Malone February 20, 2023
Get the Stiff pennymug. 
Geting a boner.
by peepeeweeweee January 29, 2009
Get the gettin' a stiffmug. Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.
by Dump truck January 29, 2017
Get the Stiff toothbrushmug. When you have so much hairspray in your hair that you could snap it off and use it as a throwing star.
by beebus February 9, 2010
Get the Stiff Nuggetmug. It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.
Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.
Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.
You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.
You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'
Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.
Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.
You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.
You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'
"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?
B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!
B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!
by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011
Get the running into a stiff breezemug.