starbucks

a place where basic white hoes go and buy overpriced frappuccinos so they can take a picture of it for Instagram, which are often followed by the hashtag #whitegirlwasted for the bitches that literally can't even! Ugh!

Bitch 1: Let's go to Starbucks and buy the mocha cookie crumble!
Bitch 2: Yasss bitch, we about to get #whitegirlwasted! I literally can't even!

by Yolo Drake March 14, 2015

starbucksing

The act of going to Starbucks to indulge in the deliciousness of mass produced coffee. Often an activity you do with a particular friend or person; a tradition.

Person 1: Hey, man, what you up to this evening?
Person 2: You wanna go Starbucksing?
Person 1: For sure, you want to call up {person 3}?

by Jeeza Leeza December 10, 2008

Starfuck

a verb referring to the act of fucking in a Starbucks public bathroom

The Frappuccinos made us very horny so we decided to Starfuck.

We used the whipped cream from our lattes to Starfuck.

by fratsarestupid May 9, 2011

starbucks

Place where middle-class white people likes to hang out.

Those crackas are always at that Starbucks.

by e*trade March 28, 2003

Starbucks lovers

1. People who love Starbucks
2. People who are awake all night 'loving' because they had Starbucks coffee.
3. Taylor Swift's exes.

John: Gonna go chill with my Starbucks lovers
Bill: Was the plural intended?
John: Yes!

by TheAussieCreeper March 30, 2015

Starbucks Crotch

The poor placement of an iced beverage from Starbucks between the inside of the upper thigh (most frequently occurring while driving, at a movie, or at bingo), which results in condensation from the cup wetting the crotch region of the victim's pants.

Person 1: "Look at Joseph! He looks like he had wet himself."

Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."

by Gunner315 October 3, 2011

Starbucks savant

Someone who has memorised the entire range of Starbucks drinks and can recite them at will.

Derek - "...Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Coffee Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Espresso Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Mocha Frappuccino..."

Jon - "Jesus, Derek's a fucking Starbucks savant!"

by Memebrain July 6, 2011