Stale ham sandwich

A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.

Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?

Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!

by CuteKeys April 13, 2019

Bebo Stalker

similar to stalkbooking except using the popular social networking site bebo. this is when someone uses bebo to stalk another; they know things that they shouldn't, such as what their stalkee did last weekend, their middle names, what the inside of their house looks like, etc.

Betty: I was talking to that girl Catherine on Friday, and we-
Ellen: What? You were at the cinema too?
Betty: ...
Ellen: Her friend wrote her a comment saying about it. Why are you looking at me like that?
Betty: Whatever, Bebo Stalker..

by chloeandcaoimhe February 22, 2009

a stalzer

A man with a cunt.

Hey you are acting like a stalzer.
Quit being such a stalzer and eat that bratwurst.

by Blu Blazer January 10, 2012

facebook stalker

a person who spends large amounts of time on facebook looking at other people's profiles. often browsing photos, walls (or wall-to-walls), groups, or recent activity posted on the stalked person's mini-feed.

"you are such a facebook stalker!"

"i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night."

"mikey is so hot, i think i'm gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics."

"did you see emily and jenny's wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!"

by sm45 June 28, 2008

Parking Lot Stalker

The act of following strangers in a crowded parking lot in hopes to get their parking spot.

The mall parking lot was crazy Christmas Eve, I drove around an hour and couldn't get a spot so I went Parking Lot Stalker and followed this old couple all the way from the door about five feet behind them and took their spot. It was contagious, on my way in I saw three other cars doing it.

by Big Pappa Smurfz March 1, 2009

text stalker

to text someone obsessively and relentlessly, without having any game, to the point of harassment

"Hey Emily, is your text stalker from Lakeland still hounding you?"

by Tim Tom Thomas August 3, 2008

Jerking off Stalefish

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

by CollaBear June 12, 2012