Shaft Stache

The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.

My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 3, 2024

skid stach

a mustache that is not full grown, seen around town on skids and people that are to young to or cannot grow a real mustache. the "skid stach" is only worn by really lame people.

john was too young to grow a real mustache but chose to rock the lame skid stach anyway.

by mustache mat November 14, 2009

Sweat-Stache

When someone has a sweaty upper lip and rudely drink from an apparatus that is intended for consumption by multiple people.

“Why couldn’t you waterfall the Arizona? You straight Sweat-Stached my drink…I don’t want it anymore. Keep it!”

He says he through with her but he’s probably at her house right now sweat-stach’n her snatch😂

by Brittany Krystine August 16, 2022

Guine Stache

A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have

Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!

Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!

by Zombie25 June 26, 2010

Diddler Stache

A diddler Stache is a mustache that you grow out when you have to replace your valve covers on your German engineered bMw for the 5th time

mikal went full diddler stache after he noticed his bmw was leaking like a som bish

by Vic Vinegur February 20, 2022

Dirty Bird Stache

When you stick your middle finger up your poopy butt and proceed to wipe it on your upper lip.

I gave myself a dirty bird stache yesterday and I loved it!

by Sauce!! May 12, 2025

Charlie's 'stache

1. Charlie Swan's facial hair in the Twilight movie (2008). It is extremely intimidating, especially if Charlie is holding a rifle.

2. The most painful way to die.

1. Dude, I went to ask Bella to prom, but chickened out when I saw Charlie's 'stache a mile away!

The two girls giggled mercilessly at Charlie's 'stache, still slightly terrified even though he was glaring at Edward.

2. Fear the wrath of Charlie's 'stache.

by Liarface December 9, 2008