Squirrel Brain 

When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.

"Connor just asked where Cancun was located...he is such a squirrel brain"

Squirrel Brain by FuckgirlMads May 3, 2018

Squirrel Tuck

When the dude’s nuts are pushed and tucked in her pussy or ass during coitus.

I couldn’t believe it braaaahh. I was banging Rachel from behind and she reached under, grabbed my balls and did the squirrel tuck. She said that should be enough for the winter.

Squirrel Tuck by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

squirrel and hedgehog 

squirrel and hedgehog is north korea propaganda for kids and its good!

i watch squirrel and hedgehog and i love it

squirrel and hedgehog by ecool is board April 26, 2019

squirrel's nest 

A big hairy bush, most notable when a woman wears a swim suit at the pool or beach.

Kim really needs to shave, that squirrel's nest is so out of control, everybody is looking.

squirrel's nest by Monte Pace April 26, 2008

squirrel handed 

Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.

Gregor is a weird name.

squirrel handed by omg! September 19, 2003

squirrel harvest 

To insert your testicles into a womans vagina and proceed to have sex with her with only your testicles.

I totally gave your mom the squirrel harvest!

squirrel harvest by Schnooge July 9, 2004

Squirrel Tap 

This occurs when a man hits another man in the nuts.*

*See Doink

Chad was being a dick, so when the lights went out Brett gave him a squirrel tap.

Squirrel Tap by Rufflebumm December 8, 2004