by lolalofangle December 13, 2009

A sexual maneuver where the woman, or person on the bottom, takes their partners nutsack, twists it arround twice (producing a swollen and textured scrotum, much like a lemon), and then proceeds to shove it into said partners anus.
Carefully twisting Roberts hairy scrotum, Megan roughly inserted it deep into his, preforming the elusive Lemon Squeeze.
by AlexTheGreat August 4, 2007

Missing a green left-turn arrow because you are blocked from entering the left turn lane by stacked traffic at a stoplight.
I got Left-Squeezed because the spaced-out douche in the Camry wouldn't move up enough for me to squeeze my rig into the turn lane.
by Bernankified May 28, 2011

Sofia started talking to me about this new job when i was just waking up ... i got a huge brain-squeeze.
by mvpbaste March 1, 2022

by Black Rose 11 March 10, 2014

“Squeezing occurs when: There is clear indentation (e.g. dents, imprints, depressions, marks, etc.) on the female breast or clothing caused by curved fingers in a grabbing motion."
by Whyisthiswet December 1, 2020

A squeeze off is when two big burly men go in for a handshake and squeeze each others wrist until one passes out.
by Foobies September 1, 2022
