Cheese squeeze

What you say when you see a yellow car . (Usually said while pinching the person next to you)

(Yellow car goes by)
you- Cheese squeeze! (while pinching)
person next to you- Ouch!

by lolalofangle December 13, 2009

Lemon Squeeze

A sexual maneuver where the woman, or person on the bottom, takes their partners nutsack, twists it arround twice (producing a swollen and textured scrotum, much like a lemon), and then proceeds to shove it into said partners anus.

Carefully twisting Roberts hairy scrotum, Megan roughly inserted it deep into his, preforming the elusive Lemon Squeeze.

by AlexTheGreat August 4, 2007

Left-Squeezed

Missing a green left-turn arrow because you are blocked from entering the left turn lane by stacked traffic at a stoplight.

I got Left-Squeezed because the spaced-out douche in the Camry wouldn't move up enough for me to squeeze my rig into the turn lane.

by Bernankified May 28, 2011

Squeeze Off

A squeeze off is when two big burly men go in for a handshake and squeeze each others wrist until one passes out.

Me and Jamal had a squeeze off to prove dominance, Jamal got knocked.

by Foobies September 1, 2022

Squeeze the hedgehog

To fart, pass gas in a loud and farty manner. No SBD's (silent but deadly). Requires sound. Preferrably loud. Smell not required.

Coined after a very kind person gave a toy hedgehog to someone who recognized the toy as a hedgehog. Giver was not aware that when you squeezed the hedgehog it gave off a loud fart sound. He was rather embarassed when he discovered it when he said "Hey, I think it talks!" ande then squeezed out a loud hedgehog...Priceless.

"Wow, I had way too much beer and way too many buffalo wings last night. I'm going to be squeezing the hedgehog all day."

"My stomach hurts. I really need to squeeze the hedgehog, alot."

"Don't come over here. I just squeezed the hedgehog and it stinks still."

by The Squozen Hedgehog May 15, 2010

Brain-squeeze

Too much info for your brain to handle in the mornings.

Sofia started talking to me about this new job when i was just waking up ... i got a huge brain-squeeze.

by mvpbaste March 1, 2022

squeeze the pea

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing or squeezing the clitoris until you orgasm.

- My husband cums so fast that I usually squeeze the pea when he falls asleep.

by Black Rose 11 March 10, 2014