Squeak

A squeak is the act of puffing a smaller than average vape (ex: Juul, STLTH, etc.).

Douchebag 1: (holding a Juul because he’s a douchebag)
Douchebag 2: Hey brotha can I get a squeak off that?

by ForTheBoys13 November 24, 2018

German Squeal

A German squeal is a sound performed during a sexual act. In the film Inglourious Basterds, Josef Goebels performs a German squeal while having sex with his interpreter. It is a blood curdling pig like noise.

The goal of a German Squeal is to call one of your friends on the phone while you are doing it.

For an example of a German Squeal, see Josef Goebels, Inglourious Basterds

by David Low January 1, 2010

Squeaker

A child around 6-11 prepubescent who plays fps games and has a high-pitched voice.

Often times , a squeaker will say a few words and then get verbally abused by anyone on the current game server.

Squeaker: Hi

Everyone Else: KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SQUEAKER FAGGOT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU TALK YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PIECE OF SHIT STOP TALKING.

by FarkRegal July 21, 2014

squeaky clean

Free from moral fault or taint; someone who was born into perfect family and his life is so perfect that he or she can't hande anything bad.

Don't you think Tim is cute?
He isn't "cute" but squeaky clean!

by Dajra February 27, 2016

squeeze a meatball

a notoriusly large/dangerous bowel movement.

Jerry had trouble flushing after he "squeezed a meatball" with extra cheeze.

by mvl September 11, 2003

squeaker

prepubesent 9-12 yr old child that can usually find on xbox live and claim to have fucked your mother and scream every cuss word. im one of them sadly :P

guy: *kills squeaker in-game*
squeaker: FUCK YOU I FUCKED YOUR MOM YOU FUCKING DUMB PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU IM GONNA HACK YOU AND FUCKING MURDER YOU

by some hackerman October 4, 2018

Side Squeeze

Derived from "main squeeze" meaning the person you most frequently have relations with. Therefore. this person is not your "Main Squeeze" but your "Side Squeeze." Could also be derived from "Getting some on the side."

Bob's wife Terri was not thrilled to find out about his "Side Squeeze," Samantha.

by gregsky October 5, 2009