Sponking

When one shit, sneezes, farts, and ejaculates in the same time

Yo me and my dad went sponking last night was fuckin lit my guy

by Sumo is cool May 17, 2019

Sparkling Shiraz

Receiving a golden shower from a menstruating woman.

When she asked to give me a golden shower I didn't realize she was on the rag. Ended up covered in Sparkling Shiraz.

by Oxford Dictionary of Awesome February 16, 2020

Sparkling Angel

A lover that pulls you in with her or his charm, and ends up tearing your heart out with deceit.

She made promises, and deceived me right from the start aka a Sparkling angel.

by Aka86 December 10, 2020

The Spanking Lady

A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.

"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

Night spanking

When you wake up in the middle of the night restless, so you decide to Masturbate to pass the time.

I could't sleep with all drugs took, hmm.....I guess I'll do some Night spanking

by Liberal Assassin January 25, 2017

Spanking a Gorilla

To tackle and dominate any hard task or situation.

A positive thing

Injust busted out with a serious backside 360. I spank gorillas

by Lee-Roy da' Lard Lump December 4, 2003

Spuddling

To take on airs of importance at the accomplishment of a triviality.

For months, the newspapers, newscasters and talk show hosts had been pontificating over the eventual meeting between these two heads of state; now, cameras flashing, with broad smiles, the two presidents took turns spuddling about the great and historic significance of this simple walk across the border that has separated the two countries for centuries -- something which any two year old could have accomplished, but for the barbed wire.

by Lawrence Winkler December 30, 2007