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Spunk Bag

Adj. - A female douche bag. A girl who goes to the bar and/or club every night. She drives a hummer, wears $200 jeans, and sleeps with douche bags in Affliction t-shirts. She constantly takes pictures of herself in her hummer, in her bikini, sitting on her couch, or wherever she is ever single minute of the day and posts them on Facebook for no goddamn apparent reason. No one really cares about this person, but she's hot, so she gets attention.
Oh look, Tamara was at Club Liquid last night, again, and she posted a picture of it on Facebook, again, and she's with a guy with a little dick again. That girl likes little dicks. What a Spunk Bag.
by HungusAmungus July 3, 2012
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Spunk Knuckle

Someone who vigorously masterbated frequently. Also, has no scruples for the time or place that the masterbatory overtones eminate from.
Places to cath these deviants:

The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.

A bathroom stall during the senior prom.

The toilet while at a raging party.

In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.

At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.

Your mom's house during dinner.
Jimmy is such a SPUNK KNUCKLE. He was caught jerking himself by my aunt in the bathroom stall at the funeral for her dead cousin. What a Battered Cavern!
by e-rips October 14, 2003
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Spunk Rocket

A build up of a large amount of semen following an extended break from ejaculating.
Julie was flabbergasted by the spunk rocket that exploded on her face.
by Sexy face 10 December 26, 2017
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Spunk Punk'd

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."
Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.
by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018
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spunk tubbing

Satisfying oneself whilst in a bath
No, I'm just going spunk tubbing.
by Mawsforce January 4, 2011
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Gunky spunk

The icky sticky goo that you don’t want under the gooch it’s worse than shit drizzling down your cock
Ew I have gunky spunk
by Sticky turd goblin June 4, 2021
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Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.
I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.
by Chef taco May 24, 2016
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