Adj. - A female douche bag. A girl who goes to the bar and/or club every night. She drives a hummer, wears $200 jeans, and sleeps with douche bags in Affliction t-shirts. She constantly takes pictures of herself in her hummer, in her bikini, sitting on her couch, or wherever she is ever single minute of the day and posts them on Facebook for no goddamn apparent reason. No one really cares about this person, but she's hot, so she gets attention.
Oh look, Tamara was at Club Liquid last night, again, and she posted a picture of it on Facebook, again, and she's with a guy with a little dick again. That girl likes little dicks. What a Spunk Bag.
by HungusAmungus July 3, 2012
Get the Spunk Bagmug. Someone who vigorously masterbated frequently. Also, has no scruples for the time or place that the masterbatory overtones eminate from.
Places to cath these deviants:
The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.
A bathroom stall during the senior prom.
The toilet while at a raging party.
In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.
At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.
Your mom's house during dinner.
Places to cath these deviants:
The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.
A bathroom stall during the senior prom.
The toilet while at a raging party.
In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.
At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.
Your mom's house during dinner.
Jimmy is such a SPUNK KNUCKLE. He was caught jerking himself by my aunt in the bathroom stall at the funeral for her dead cousin. What a Battered Cavern!
by e-rips October 14, 2003
Get the Spunk Knucklemug. by Sexy face 10 December 26, 2017
Get the Spunk Rocketmug. When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."
Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.
by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018
Get the Spunk Punk'dmug. by Mawsforce January 4, 2011
Get the spunk tubbingmug. The icky sticky goo that you don’t want under the gooch it’s worse than shit drizzling down your cock
by Sticky turd goblin June 4, 2021
Get the Gunky spunkmug. After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.
by Chef taco May 24, 2016
Get the Spunk punchmug.