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spring break

a ritual event that takes place from anywhere from late march to early april. the partipants are high school and collage students; these strange creatures both engage in a varity of activities to drive any memeories of the school year from their minds. activites include, but ar not limited to; dancing on tables, getting laid, getting stoned and/or drunk, partying, dancing, and staying home and doing absloutely nothing at all. some ragic consequences can result from this dangerous but important rite of passage, including your girl/boy freind finding out you cheated them with 8 other boys/girls, your parents finding out how much of an animal u really are, throwing up, getting pregeant, getting raped, and getting killed.
I found out my girl had hooked up with 4 other guys over spring break and i knew it was over.
by cat March 17, 2004
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spring break

A small vacation where you don't have school for a week in Spring, usually in March or April.

Spring Break is famouse because high schoolers and people in college often use this time to go to someplace warm (such as Florida or Cancun) and go wild and crazy, with lots of sex and beer.
Marie was greatful for a break from college. She went to the beach for Spring Break, and ended up getting drunk and having sex.

Robby was greatful from a break from 6th grade. He went to his house for Spring Break and ended up playing playing video games the entire week.
by Newbia June 7, 2004
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Spring Wood

The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.
- Hey man, isn't springtime great?

- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...
by M.C.T. April 27, 2011
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Spring Break Surprise

When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!
Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.
by SpooningCadetsWTF! May 15, 2011
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spring fox

when a man wants to have sex with a hairy girl during the spring months only.
did you hear that dave is into spring foxing.
by orca sniffer January 17, 2016
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springitis

The soul-crushing loss of motivation which occurs shortly after spring break. Commonly found in college students returning for the last 2 months of school. Think "senioristis" but on a much more serious scale. Common side effects include a steep increase in overall Netflix binging, a strong desire to go drink, and a sudden lack of preparedness for most upcoming exams.
My springitis has gotten so bad, I watched Netflix for 9 hours yesterday and got nothing done.
by KJaylo March 26, 2017
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Springmont Montessori

A school in which the teachers have nothing more than a high school education are fat asses and sit around eating and watching children like babysitters all day. Many of them are grown into nice educated faggets you love nothing more then sucking dick.
Springmont Montessori teaches you how to be a pussy.
by Springmont Montessori December 11, 2018
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