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The Yoinky Sploinky

News reporter: A man is found dead after committing the yoinky sploinky this night in New Jersey
by paco susman jr May 5, 2023
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when you sprengdankulously hit that yoinky sploinky so hard you springdangledoink
bro when i sprengdankulously hit that yoinky sploinky i completely and utterly spingdangledoinked so hard

"sprengdankulous yoinky sploinky"
by spegson November 4, 2023
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Clinkin’ the slinky

“Stop clinkin’ the slinky and get a fucking wife!”

I can’t… I’m forever alone… like if u cri evrytiem.”
by ACT_ACT_ACT January 26, 2025
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The yoinky sploinky

The yoinky sploinky is commonly a phrase referring to when someone is getting absolutely fucking jiggy with it, most commonly cowboy style. Anyone who does a dance this way is godlike.
“Yo dude, look at that guy hit the yoinky sploinky.”

Holy crap your right! That’s epic man.”
by Kiddie swindler June 18, 2025
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The ole' Yoinky Sploinky

When an older gentleman (usually with facial hair resembling that of an old prospector) approaches a woman and slaps her on the butt while shouting "There's gold in them there hills!"
Can somebody please call security? That creepy old guy just gave me "The Ole' Yoinky Sploinky"
by GodSammit626 November 2, 2025
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Priming the Slinky

The act of preparing one’s junk for a big night ahead, in order to avoid calling an uber early.
Q: Where is old mate?

A: Ahh He’s gonna be gone for a minute, he’s priming the slinky for his date tonight
by Sosage_loy December 8, 2025
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THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
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