splatusch

when u splash water on a thot

I splatusch(ed)on that thot

by SureRox March 28, 2018

Splatter the matter

Diarrhea; The Shits

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”

by subtronic October 11, 2018

splatty

A bald person.

Look at the/that splatty dude walking this way...

by Ashnorris69 November 15, 2018

Splatter Film

Splatter film, is slang for porn or a porno film

“Ayyy bro, last night was hella akward, my parents caught me watching splatter film”

by Hjaller February 19, 2019

splattergasm

The temporary euphoria or rush one gets when heating uncovered food for as long as possible in a microwave oven, being successfully or partially heated - with a high risk of explosive splatter, but not splattering all over the interior of that microwave oven!

Opposite of Splattergasp! The disappointment and sudden reaction of leaving uncovered food in the microwave a moment too long and the heated food splatters all over the interior of the microwave oven.

John had a splattergasm when he was able to reheat all of his leftovers without making a mess in the microwave oven!

by Emory Forest October 25, 2019

splattergasp

The disappointment and sudden reaction of leaving uncovered food in the microwave a moment too long and the heated food splatters all over the interior of the microwave oven.

Opposite of splattergasm; The temporary euphoria or rush one gets when heating uncovered food for as long as possible in a microwave oven, being successfully or partially heated - with a high risk of explosive splatter, but not splattering all over the interior of that microwave oven!

John's splattergasp over the microwave mess was too funny!

by Emory Forest December 12, 2019

Splatter Patter

Really small penis

Billy has a splatter patter

by Bigdickenergy420692 March 29, 2020