Splinge!

Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works.
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.

'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!

"Ello mate"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"

by ed2chef April 29, 2009

Splinch

The one inch piece of flesh between your asshole and your genitalia

I was pumping away on her, and my dick slipped out and bent in half when I hit her splinch.

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 12, 2004

Splainer

A joke that none of its recipients get, and then needs to be explained.

Generally is a bad joke that wasn't funny in the first place.

Jim stopped telling the joke halfway through once he realized it was inevitably going to be a splainer.

by Jimbodeenr November 7, 2010

spain

A third world country in Western Europe Akin to Lithuania and Latvia

Spain is a Third world country like Togo.

by Daniel Prince February 23, 2005

Splangstrument

A slang definition for any materials used in the process of getting high.

Illegal drugs & Implements used to aid there injestion.

1) Can I nick one of your Splangstruments mate? (pointing at rizzla)

Any kind of drug, Pipes, Bongs, Raps, dodgy bagys, etc..

by bob jones April 15, 2005

Spain

The BEST country un the world. The BEST food un the world. Bull fighting is an amazing art which is performed there. The economy is recovering from the economical crisis caused by the PSOE, the Spanish socialist party, not because of the Spanish dictator because the only thing he did was raise the economy. The oficial language is "Castellano" instead of "Español". It is in Europe and they dont eat tacos. The partys are mad and the alcohol is VERY cheap

+ Here un Spain we speak castellano no Español
- Nice, do u like tacos?
+ We r not México

- i swear u r
+ Plz kill me

by ʕಠ_ಠʔ May 2, 2020

spling

Science bling. Chromed out sweet pieces of science that can be worn on a string or chain.

"Dude check out this tight piece of spling"

by MMnM March 4, 2008