Spliffy Clyro

A spliff, joint etc.

Lets go for a cheeky spliffy clyro

by Benjibobs November 30, 2010

spluff

what the spank monkey roars out!

I spluffed to the other side of the room!

by Pure Thespian May 15, 2003

spliff

A tobacco and marijuana mix, rolled like a joint or cigarette and smoked by the weakest of the weak: the drug addicts.

Only sissy drug addicts smoke spilffs!

by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

Splarf

A Brain fart.

"So there I was at the grocery store.........".... "I totally just splarfed what I was saying."

by Magic Motion April 12, 2009

happy spaffing

much like it's 'happy slapping' brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to ejaculate on the victims facial area.

'dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train - she totally didn't see it cumming. LITERALLY > muhahaha!'

'we did some grade A happy spaffing today at the bus stop'

*NB - This is a totally indecent act and should never be attemped by anyone ever. in the unfortunate circumstance that it happens by accident... then feel free to circulate the vids wont you.

by deadhill pimp May 3, 2006

Spaffed

Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.

Boy 1:"Hey everybody! Matt Spaffed on my trousers! Check it! Check it!"
Boy 2:"What a dick.."

by mark jackson. January 6, 2010

bill a spliff

Roll up a joint

Ay, lets bill a spliff and smoke this benner (10 british pounds worth of weed which is enough for one joint)

by potbellyboy May 19, 2016