by mainbsq May 29, 2018
Get the Stripper Spit mug.When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.
Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.
Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".
Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".
by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014
Get the Spitting Cloud mug.by wheey34 October 31, 2015
Get the Goblin Spit mug.A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.
Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.
by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019
Get the Spitting Cricket mug.That vodka we had last night was bum spit! We should drink something of better quality next time because it gave me a wicked hangover.
by jsnyjnel February 7, 2008
Get the bum spit mug.by John-Michael Fernandez July 27, 2006
Get the shitty spits mug.max: i hooked up with lucia last week her ass and tits are so nice
alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man
alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man
by tabyis April 3, 2018
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