Sparkling Water

Sparkling water tastes like pins and needles would

Person 1 - I’ll have some sparkling water

Person 2 - why? It’s tastes like pins and needles

by BestCC October 24, 2019

parklife

To avoid someone at all costs at an event

'oh look its Rich'

'quick parklife him!'

'good, he didnt see us, noob avoided'

by parklife dodger October 12, 2011

Sparkle Motion

A wank where you think about girls that are definitely too young.

All those school girls make me want a sparkle motion

by DonnieDarko1 June 8, 2013

me likies sparklies

An expression that you'd typically hear from a perky Goth. It means that the person likes sparkly Goth accoutrements.

The perky Goth girl felt something was missing from her clothing, so she said "me likies sparklies" to her boyfriend and they went to the jewelry store.

by pentozali March 6, 2010

sparkle cop

A policeman or woman that is content to wait until their colleagues are bent over, pinning a criminal to the ground, to stand by and grab the ass of a member of the same sex.

Hey, did you notice how Henderson grabs all the other guys' asses during a bust? He's a Hell of a sparkle cop.

by Speaking the Truth January 11, 2008

Parklife Faggot

People who love house electro, festivals, wearing feminine coloured clothes, baggy singlets with nipples hanging out, short shorts, rabens AND have little moustaches (like bum fluff). A version of a lad if he were to turn gay

look at the parklife faggot with his nipples showing!!

by hardcore_hooligan March 3, 2011

Sparkle

Middle school version of tag, between classes.

Sparkle someone, they're it, there is a 30 second cool-down where they can't sparkle anyone else. Everyone tries to stay away from the Sparkled, but it's hard to in packed hallways.

Helps to makes school less boring.

Created by a group of middle school kids in Fort Collins, CO.

Person 1: You're sparkled
Person 2: Dammit

by Dr. Fairaday February 2, 2010