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Land Snorkeling

The act of checking out hot women/girls on a beach, or any other public place.
Hey bro, so I went to the beach yesterday and did some mad land snorkeling.
by thedude243867 August 10, 2023
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snorkel sniper

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles
Little Johnny said his friend is a snorkel sniper.
by Mrssc October 23, 2013
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Snorkel-flute

Dan was very angry with Vince on their snorkelling trip, and thus snorkel-fluted him.
by Menderah February 21, 2009
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Limp Bizkit Skin Snorkel

Place chili ring on forehead of female while receiving oral sex; whilst stretching scrodum skin across eyes and nose.
Bro I gave my girl a limp bizkit skin snorkel last night
by anonymous April 19, 2021
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scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.
Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling
by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023
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Snorkel

When you put your balls on a girls nose so they can’t breathe.
My girl wanted me to snorkel her last night
by pyozsa_ March 22, 2019
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Ballpark Snorkel

When a hot dog is inserted into someone’s rectum (typically consensually and for entertainment or shock value), only to be removed orally by a second party — who then proceeds to consume it. Often accompanied by disbelief, laughter, or PTSD in anyone who witnesses it.
I thought the Fourth of July couldn’t get any weirder until Timmy volunteered for a full-on Ballpark Snorkel behind the food truck.

She said she was hungry. I didn’t realize she meant for *that* hot dog. Total Ballpark Snorkel situation.
by Snorkel Timmay July 28, 2025
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