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Slurping On Meat

Slurping/Sipping on meat is a DISRESPECTFUL way of saying that someone is being a fan/overly invested in someone other than themselves. It is comparable to saying "Riding Dick" or "Sucking his dick", but the use of Slurp makes it more explicit.

Credit it to Naima
Brian: Ayeeee that new Kendrick diss was FIREEEE
Kiki: Naw Drake devoured kendrick, he's my lord and savior and is the GOATTTT
Brian: BRUHHHH stop slurping on meat
by bignaimaonthebeat May 1, 2024
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Smurfing

“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.
“Dude she was so bad”
I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight
Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”
by Retardbeater8008 October 24, 2024
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Smuckling

Something that tasted delicious and satisfying. Midland terminology.
How was your dinner?
Smuckling, thank you.
by Seabright January 31, 2025
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Snurgling

The act of using your own snot on your hand as lubricant to masturbate.
1. John couldn't come to work today. He said hes snotty so i bet he's home Snurgling.

2. Sorry i couldn't come to work yesterday. I was snotty, but at least i got a good Snurgle off.
by Snurgler January 21, 2026
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Snurgling

The act of using your own snot on your hand as lubricant to masturbate.
1. John couldn't come to work today. He said hes snotty so i bet he's home Snurgling.

2. Sorry i couldn't come to work yesterday. I was snotty, but at least i got a good Snurgle off.
by Snurgler January 21, 2026
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smurfing

engaging in sexual activities or flirting with people younger than you.
what did you do this weekend?
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain
by tpvillain February 17, 2025
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