smurfing a turd

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point

Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

-or-

Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."

by MdnghtPhnx August 03, 2010

Smurf Juice

A mix of Chempak Nitrogen and Calcium feeds for plants, from seedling stage to fully grown.

Smurf Juice has boosted my chillies already!

by Papa Taf March 10, 2019

blow a smurf

crushing and snorting roxycontin

Phillis and I went into the locker room to blow a smurf.

by fuckin Pat April 22, 2012

evil smurf

Online gaming ccommunity, Established by ES GaD. Members range from all areas of the United States of America, to Australia, Poland, Germany, Japan, and China.

Specialize in Retrun to Castle Wolfenstien: Enemy Territoy(3 servers), Enemy Territory: Quake Wars(2 servers), Counter Strike: Source(5 servers), and Team Fortress 2(3 servers).

www.evilsmurfs.com

Guy 1: "ZOMG have you seen the evil smurfs servers?"
Guy 2: "Yea they are amazing!!What was the ip again?"
guy 3: " For et it is et.evilsmurfs.com and css it is css.evilsmurfs.com or ggdm.evilsmurfs.com for their gun game server!"

by Aaron Chapin November 01, 2007

smurf curtain

The female version of blue balls.

Kevin is out of town for the week, I have serious smurf curtains.

by Hcappngown January 11, 2017

sniper smurf

It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

''OMG! LOOK AT THAT SEXY SNIPER SMURF''

by 12inchpenis32 May 07, 2022

Smurf Shocker

"Two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

Jason: "Did you ever see that Smurfs episode with Sleazy smurf?"
Andy: "No."
Kelly: "Yeah, Sleazy smurf gives Smurfette the 'Smurf Shocker'."
Jason: "That's two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

by JasonAndyKelly March 11, 2008