smash that

1. to fuck the shit out of somebody
2. the more hardcore form of "smacking that"

"dude, see that girl over that, id smash that!"

by ninja warrior July 7, 2008

Face smashing phone

Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.

Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.

by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006

detroit smash

We know you watch My Hero Academia 👀👀

Detroit Smash🍆💦

by TinyPenis6969 March 21, 2019

face like a smashed crab

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.

she had a face like a smashed crab!

by b9 September 30, 2005

Kramer Smash

The act of getting so angry, that you just plain old snap. And go KRAMER SMASH on their ass.

Mitch was really angry, and you should have seen it. He KRAMER SMASHED justin into the ground! It was epic.

by BigMAK992 November 14, 2009

smashing cheeks

having crazy sweaty sexy

" I was smashing cheeks all nite"

by ballss January 1, 2008

Smash Flu

When you say that you have the flu and stay home from school or work just to play super smash bros brawl. It is usually the reason for most people to stay home.

"mom can i stay home today i think i've got the flu or somthing" said jake the snake

"of course, you can do anything you want sweety" said the snake's mom

"YESSSS now i can smash all day, good thing for the smash flu" thought jake in his head as his mom walked away

by Kevinanino March 11, 2008