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scubacenote

The mixture of two words: SCUBA, which means Self Contained Breathing Aparatus, a divice invented by J.I. Cousteau that allows people to breath under water down to 200 feet when their tank contains air.

And the word CENOTE: Millions of years ago, the Yucatan Peninsula was a giant reef set under several feet of ocean water. During the ice age, the ocean level dropped, exposing the reef to the surface. The coral died, and jungle grew over the mile thick limestone platform created by the coral reef. In time, the rain filtered through the soil, carving tunnels through the softer limestone creating a giant network of caves and tunnels.

When the ice age was over, the ocean rose back to today's current level, partially submerging the cave network with crystal clear fresh water and sometimes collapsing the limestone creating sinkholes. A “Cenote” is a natural sinkhole created where a cave ceiling has collapsed, a window to this spectacular world. The Mayans first called these sinkholes "Dznot" or sacred well. A word which had been perverted into "cenote" by the Spanish "conquistadors."
It was the conbination of words that were chosen by a mexican blogger, writer, cave diver and ECO activist to spread his ideas through the internet. So more often that not if you google this word together, it will lead you to him.
Besides directing his company scubacenote, "spelunker" and underwater film maker, broadcasts "eco-propaganda" through his You Tube virtual channel. Passionate about preserving the local enviroment, battles large greedy corporations to save the reefs, the cenotes and the mangroves of the not yet over exploited "Riviera Maya".
by mexicancaribbeantoday February 16, 2010
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Slobastard

A hybrid between a slob and a bastard
I hear Johnny binge ate out of sadness and didn't bathe for days after learning he was conceived illegitimately, what a slobastard
by DaftLink June 22, 2011
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Scubatan

The tan one receives by commonly wearing ridiculously long shorts in the summer. Generally only males are rendered with this strange positioning of tan lines, primarily due to the popularity of basketball shorts which go down to only about six inches from the ground. Since only about half of the calf is exposed to sunlight it's the only part of the leg which becomes tan. When worn in conjunction with equally popular (and equally bogus) over-sized shirts, the resultant tan leaves the appearance of a pasty-white scuba suit worn by the afflicted subject.
Jill and Sally were at the local watering hole.
Jill giggled. "My boyfriend John always wears basketball shorts in the summer, so every fall he winds up with a scubatan."
by Shanedog August 5, 2011
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robs scuba diver

cumming in a girl mouth while she deep throtes while simultaneously pinching her nose close
hey baby you ready for a robs scuba diver
by J.R.V January 11, 2012
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slub

A combination of sleeping and smoking. Often one will wake up from napping to smoke and then go back to napping.
We established Club Slub in 2010, a club for extreme slubbers.

All he does is sleep and smoke, what a slub.
by ClubSlub2010 April 1, 2010
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scubafelch

An act which may be undertaken after one has filled a bathtub with spaghetti noodles and sumberged themselves within the noodles whilst breathing through a snorkle protuding from the noodle mass. Then your girlfriend comes and impales herself upon said snorkle anally. One then procudes to draw succulently and deeply upon the snorkle in an effort to withdraw any secretions remaining from the prevous day's anal adventures. Note: Their is a magical time occuring once a month in most women, where this procedure may have an optional special sauce added to the spaghetti noodles; when scubafelching in this manner you may refer to it as a scoobafelch-o-crimsonsauce
Used in a sentence: Honey, I want to see if I can scubafelch the cum I left in your ass last week; I added an extension to the snorkle, but I need you to pick up 52 lbs of noodles, a helmet and a leash.
by Mr. Roberto C. January 11, 2008
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Oh Scuba Moose

The holder of the worlds worst xbox player.
He took the title in the famous HCSAD on Wetworks game of 2009 in which he stole the title from the previous holder Bowsy Wowsy when he went 0-0-7

After taking the title, he said

"Id like to thank infinity ward, and of course, my inbred parents, without whom, i wouldnt have webbed fingers, and I would be able to play better"
"If only Oh Scuba Moose was here...

We could all pad out K/Ds"
by Retributor June 4, 2009
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