scubafelch

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An act which may be undertaken after one has filled a bathtub with spaghetti noodles and sumberged themselves within the noodles whilst breathing through a snorkle protuding from the noodle mass. Then your girlfriend comes and impales herself upon said snorkle anally. One then procudes to draw succulently and deeply upon the snorkle in an effort to withdraw any secretions remaining from the prevous day's anal adventures. Note: Their is a magical time occuring once a month in most women, where this procedure may have an optional special sauce added to the spaghetti noodles; when scubafelching in this manner you may refer to it as a scoobafelch-o-crimsonsauce

Used in a sentence: Honey, I want to see if I can scubafelch the cum I left in your ass last week; I added an extension to the snorkle, but I need you to pick up 52 lbs of noodles, a helmet and a leash.

scubafelch by Mr. Roberto C. January 11, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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