by aGIANTmonster July 17, 2011
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Person A aka Skater : Duuddeee how u doin man. Just gonna say awesome for no reason dude. Awesome
Person B: Ok...
Skater: Dude ur no fun u ain't got no skate man
Person B: At least I got a life
Skater: Whatevs
Person B: Ok...
Skater: Dude ur no fun u ain't got no skate man
Person B: At least I got a life
Skater: Whatevs
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Guy: You're gonna be our skateboarding bitch.
Girl: What does that mean?
Guy: Well, after we're done skating, we're gonna go fuck!
Girl: What does that mean?
Guy: Well, after we're done skating, we're gonna go fuck!
by Deosil March 18, 2009
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the Taco Bell gap is skate proofed some jerk off put a fence around it.
Whoever came up with skateproofing needs to die slow.
Whoever came up with skateproofing needs to die slow.
by SkateZero March 4, 2005
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Get the salter mug.the best sport ever, and yes its a sport. freedom. sport with no boundaries, rules, or limits. do whatever you want, however you want, whenever you want. no stupid coach to yell at you, and no stupid uniform. i do it for the thrill, not for fame,money,or chicks. people who do it for those reasons are just posers. and its way better than bmx. fuck metal molesters. skaters are stereotyped as dilinquents, but were not. theyre also stereotyped as having piercings, and died hair, and listening to punk music, but thats not me. i dont even listen to punk. its stupid. and i hate posers.
by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
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Someone who took up skateboarding simply because it's the only thing that'll get him laid, or at least somewhat close, maybe with an ugly girl. Even before actually owning a skateboard, he covers everything he owns in every sticker with a name brand on it: volcom, etnies, element, etc...
After establishing his "skater" title, he suddenly thinks his penis grew by eight inches, and thinks his body grew a foot in height, and thinks his balls gained 2 pounds in weight. In reality, however, he's still fuck-ugly, five foot four, can't skate very well, has a dick the size of his pinky finger, and does nothing but piss everyone off and make a gigantic douchebag out of himself, just like BEFORE he took up skateboarding.
Of course, this all isn't limited to skating. It's also seen in snowboarders, wannabe hicks, wannabe stoners, and surfers.
Someone who took up skateboarding simply because it's the only thing that'll get him laid, or at least somewhat close, maybe with an ugly girl. Even before actually owning a skateboard, he covers everything he owns in every sticker with a name brand on it: volcom, etnies, element, etc...
After establishing his "skater" title, he suddenly thinks his penis grew by eight inches, and thinks his body grew a foot in height, and thinks his balls gained 2 pounds in weight. In reality, however, he's still fuck-ugly, five foot four, can't skate very well, has a dick the size of his pinky finger, and does nothing but piss everyone off and make a gigantic douchebag out of himself, just like BEFORE he took up skateboarding.
Of course, this all isn't limited to skating. It's also seen in snowboarders, wannabe hicks, wannabe stoners, and surfers.
"That skate-tard Derek gave me a nasty mean face the other day, so I knocked him out, shat on his face and threw him in a dumpster"
"Good stuff."
"Good stuff."
by The Earl of Sandwich August 13, 2007
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