Slapping Throne

A chair one is tied to in order to be slapped by another person, usually one who has won the right to slap that person via the Slap Bet

Marshal: Get in the Slapping Throne
Barney: Really now?
Marshal: Yep its slapping time

by the bright unicorn November 24, 2009

Slurping kittens

To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear.

Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep.

by shitheadoodooface January 25, 2013

slapping the bone

Whacking off furiously

Ew! This creep ass sent me a snapchat of himself slapping the bone!!!

by Toxxxic666 September 5, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

African thigh-slapping storytelling

Part of African culture that hands down stories from one generation to the next that involves melodic thigh slapping.

My grandfather went for hours with African thigh-slapping storytelling. I hate being black.

by nostradamnus January 25, 2011

scarping

Giving an HJ in the dollar show.

Geesea was scarping that dude the WHOLE time.

by NSO March 12, 2004