Dick slapper

A phrase used to describe something very funny
Man, that funny joke about his weener was a real dick slapper
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Fat Slapper

Skinny man who likes to get intimate with primarily heavy set women well above his weight.
Wow, Johnny was with Casey last year now he's with Brittany, what a fat Slapper.
by OGTed September 24, 2015
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brazillian slapper

A Brazillian slapper is a HUGE brazillian cock that will slap you in the face
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Dick slapper

1. A person who slaps dicks
2. An insult, which is rater amusing
3. A weird kind of fetish (see dick slapping for more)
1. "I am a dick slapper...."
2. "OI, YOU! YEAH YOU YOU FUCKING DICK SLAPPER!
3. "I LOVE DICK SLAPPERS!
by Forko January 14, 2007
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Knee Slapper

1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.


2)said after something funny and stupid happens.
1)
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"

normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"



2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.

friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)

skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)

friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"
by dhawk123 March 08, 2009
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face slapper

You know :XrS: Zynthesis right?
Yeah dude that guys a face slapper.
Yeah He owns.
by Scott Roon May 23, 2003
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ball slapper

whenever someone drunk slaps you in the ball sack with a belt.
pat was a ball slapper and a kinfe wielder.
by Dick-loving-queer-ass-fuckface October 04, 2003
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