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Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy

A Catholic secondary school based in rural Stoke Golding, a village just outside the town of Hinckley, it boasts a healthy level of academic achievement and has had impressive GCSE results since it’s transformation into a 11-16 school seven years ago. This change, however, has given rise to a shift in the school’s demographics. No longer does the school consist of exclusively middle class students from the surrounding villages, whose parents pick them up in the car park each day in massive 4 by 4s presumably to counter the occasional leaves that fall on the end of their mansion’s drive, for the change in local school systems caused many students from the working class Hinckley that would’ve otherwise attended a more modest school such as Hinckley Academy or Redmoor to commute on the infamous Beaver Bus daily. This change has created a peculiar environment in the school were rich and poor are educated in harmony. This will, no doubt, be the middle-class students’ only experience of the working class before they go on to work as a hedge fund manager and fund the Conservative Party while putting their earnings into an offshore account.
Catholic Priest at Sunday Mass: “So, what schools does everyone’s children go to?”
All (in unison): “Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy!”
by Suntan Dave December 8, 2021
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Saint Viator High School

A presumably prestigious school where the grades are high but the students are sometimes higher. Based in Arlington Heights, Illinois, Saint Viator High School is 100% a waste of money. The only thing going for the school is their food because that shit is mad decent. Other than the food, the administrative staff locks down the place like a prison and if you caught wearing slippers you get dress coded. Most people think that the kid’s at viator are prestigious academic nerds with daddy’s money but that’s not the case. Most of the school is on scholarship because they can’t afford the tuition and that’s why the shit school has no air conditioning. However, I can say that the students are much more than that! The guys are absolutely useless to society and 90% of the girls are broads. The school is full of roaches and one time someone even saw a centipede so clearly the pesticide isn’t working. That’s not all going for this school though, in fact, people around illinois call the place saint vapers instead of viator because if you were to walk up to a student and ask for nic, 87% of the people have one on them. Other than that, the school is run like a prison full of half-awake students waiting to finish their 4 years.
Guy: Yo what school do you go to?
Girl: Saint Viator High School
Guy: Oh shit that sucks, you mad fine tho u tryna fuck?
Girl: hell yea
by anothershittystudent March 5, 2022
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Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan

When you wake up and hear the baboons, chimps, and gorillas eeking, then realize that you are in the Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan's neighborhood.
Rasta Shaq JC sounded like a full on rapper in front of Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan's hood fortress at 353 Mercy Street, Philadelphia PA 19148
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old saint nick

The real name for the man you breaks into your house and eats everything you have, but only leaves a box of coal under your tree.
Oh mah god!!! Your real name is Old saint Nick!!!
by Random perosn February 22, 2019
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Suhani Saini

A type of South Asian girl preferably Indian,who is "beautiful". One who is ambitious, loyal, talented ,caring and loves to eat a ton of chocolates. People named Suhani Saini also tend to be incredibly fun to be around, making everyone around them a little happier . At times, she is motivated more by moods and desires than by sound logic and reason, under conditions of stress she could react in advertently in temper or stubbornness that you would regret later. She's everything one wants.
1. You are so lucky that you have "Suhani Saini" as your friend and mentor.
2. I never felt alone from the day I met Suhani Saini.
3. Don't mess with Suhani Saini, she's not in good mood.
by Christiane Watson November 24, 2021
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The Saints

A street gang in Los Santos. You can find them in Davis alleyways and across El Burro Heights. They are known for wearing all black and being absolutely ruthless. They are hostile towards anyone who is not a member and are not afraid to kill.
Man I was tryna get a haircut in Davis and the Saints came runnin outta the alleyway and mugged me for my shit.
by GriddyCityWarrior July 10, 2022
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Verse Of A Saint

Did you see Verse Of A Saint live?
YEAH MAN THEY FUCKING ROCKED!
by Uknoooww November 14, 2012
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