snapper wrapper

Womens Panties(fullbacks, thong, g-string, grannys,tanga,boyshorts)

Dude you can see her snapper wrapper from here!

by shw March 16, 2005

Snapper

A person who uses a camera to make a living, but rather than taking thought out quality shots, travels the world taking hundreds or even thousands of random shots in the hope that a handful will appeal to a client. Typically he or she will be unable to make a proper living, earning little more than beer money however they will make out to their social contacts that they are very successful.

Mandy is hanging around with this guy who claims to be a photographer. As soon as she realises hes only a Snapper he'll be out on his ear.

by The Burger Flipper May 22, 2011

Dancefloor dick slapper

A night clubbing queer boy who boogies on the dancefloor and targets unsuspecting straight men and slap thier sacs.

" oh my god i love this song its elton john. ooh loo at that hottie over their. I hope hes a dancefloor dick slapper. doo doo doo. SLAP."
"oi fairy boy fuck off back to your uphill gardening pad"
"oh ok i was planning on a night in watching are you being served any way... Bitch. Come on fee fee were not going to get any action tonight"

by Nickelrooy October 13, 2005

snapper lover

Someone, usually a man, who likes a tight muscular vagina.

Maria has a snapper of a pussy, that's why Jack is so into her, he's such a snapper lover.

by Reg Franx July 1, 2006

spicy snapper

1.) when a man or woman pours hot sauce into a woman's vagina.

2.) when a girl's vagina is infested with S.T.D.s

My girlfriend hates me after giving her a spicy snapper. I poured so much Tabasco in there.
I won't touch that snapper. It's fuckin' spicy with herpes.

by Russ Piper November 21, 2006

Sack-Slapper

When your sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool and the crap keeps coming out in a single piece until it finally breaks off and slaps against your ball sack.

I was sitting on the toilet and the turd was so long that it hit the bottom of the bowl and continued to work its way up the side. When it finally dropped from my ass it slapped my ball sack thus being termed a Sack-Slapper.

by Johnny MuddBone August 7, 2009

Skipper

A colloquial term for the region of the human brain that is key in the solving of mathematical, and theoretical problems. Derived from the idea that it 'skips' all unnecessary information, exacting conclusions in an effortless, 'skipping-like' manner, it is often referred to as the 'calculator' section of the brain.

Deficiency in the Skipper is sometimes, but not always, accompanied by increased artistic and creative skill, as brain power and space is diverted to the creative section.

However overdeveloped Skippers also have the side effect of causing slight eccentricity and random spasmodic outbursts of affection, which often can be mistaken for a mental affliction.

Professionals should always be consulted when differentiating between an overdeveloped or hyperactive Skipper, and mental conditions.

People with the advanced mathematical capacity, and eccentricity are often referred to simply with the pseudonym 'Skipper'.

That guy is on some next maths hype.
Must be a Skipper.

Is he a bit weird?
Nah just an over-active Skipper-he's good at physics too.

by DerRealDeal November 24, 2011