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drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.
1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023
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Taken back by extreme shock or disbelief; or if you are in the same room as a baddie and both have no clothes on
*loses 1000 dollars on roulette*
You “fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl that sucks
by Jaysteve12 January 23, 2026
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Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.
1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!
by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022
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Sidewars

Gay. Known from the world of hobowars. Is when the East, South, and West sides war against each other. Complaining about not winning sidewars on the boards is not advised, and will often result in support from n00bs and flames.
n00b: he south side. Everyone attack people under your level. Stop losing. Don't sell sluts/rapes. Win your fights.

Other n00b: Because Most of the East Side Hobo's as of RIGHT NOW are at a Low Level, averaging at Levels 2 to 5, they are right there for the picking :)

Not n00b: Listen up, retard, and learn something before you make another retarded post about killing some other side, because the following statements are proven scientific facts:

NOBODY CARES ABOUT SIDEWARS. SIDEWARS IS GAY. I FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS

Now kindly shut the fuck up and GTFO of this board.
by ƒlip July 1, 2008
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sunday-sideway

When a girl takes out a vanilla ice cream cone and smears it all over her man's shaft and sucks him sideways.
Ayo Latisha gave me a bomb-ass sunday-sideway last night!
by ShoreBobbyB January 24, 2016
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side-ways roast beef sandwich

Terminology for the process of performing oral sex on a woman.
A friend of mine gave me that analogy after he ate his girlfriend's hairy muffin; "It was like a side-ways roast beef sandwich."
by Primo March 30, 2005
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sittin sidewayz

Driving in your car leaning against the door. As seen in the music video.

(From The Rolling Stones magazine.)
I was sittin sidewayz on the way to your house.
Did you see Paul wall Sittin Sidewayz?
by -Steve- September 28, 2005
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