rusty shackleford

When you take a dump on your own chest while giving yourself a handy.

Wanna go to the bar? Nah I’m gonna stay home and give myself a rusty shackleford.

by acfil August 15, 2022

Corn Shucker

kids that love their big ass lifted trucks and their "tech" boots

Hey! Look at that damn corn shucker acting like we give a shit about his ford

by potatoflewaroundtheroom December 2, 2014

Rusty Shackleford

When you where suppose to redo the shingle on the neighbors roof, but end up going ass to mouth instead

Dale: hey John; -shingle my roof and keep an eye out on my wife

John: sure no problem

Gave her the ole Rusty Shackleford

by ruffordshackleford September 6, 2020

smuckle

when one testicle is bigger than the other

You are such a smuckle.

by Mason and Chris November 11, 2004

Shockley

The most extensive bloodline of strength,courage, and intelligence. Evolving from early white settlers, not taking shit from anybody, to white middleclass (sub)urban street thugs.

Person A: Did you see those Shockley boys at the club last night?
Person B: Yeah, they are a bunch of badass mother fuckers!

by shock G September 1, 2005

Shockley

An intelligent, good-looking guy.

"I want to be a Shockley when I grow up!"

by Fella March 22, 2003

shockley

the world's greatest thing to ever hit planet earth
descendent of God
Chuck Norris apprentice

That kid Michael reminds me just of Shockley.

by CN And1 December 16, 2009