Kentucky Screwdriver

A screwdriver made with orange juice and moonshine or Everclear instead of vodka.

Wanting to save money but not self-respect, Jumbo made himself a Kentucky screwdriver instead of reaching deeper into the liqueur cabinet.

by Toomatch February 24, 2015

red screwdriver

A red screw driver is a bargain specialty tool. It's less durable and reliable than commercial grade tools, so it's a top pick for your average consumer.

Corporations will often purchase a single red screw driver to service screwdriving needs of 200+ employees. This makes it frustrating when a single employees misplaces or loses it. It's not uncommon for a red screwdriver to go missing.

Have you seen the red screwdriver? Last time I saw it, Carolyn had it...

Is there really only one red screw driver for everybody in this company?

by Donkel March 27, 2017

Jew Screw

The shit insurance companies do to you.

I got hit in my $40,000 truck and the insurance company only offered me $23,000. They're really trying to give me the Jew Screw.

by #1200 May 9, 2018

norwegian screwdriver

When a man jumps from the top of a bunk bed and breaks it to get to the woman on the bottom part.

Jim did the Norwegian screwdriver last night on Sheryl. She’s still in the hospital.

by RussianHummus December 17, 2019

You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

by Cloyde December 8, 2017

cork screw

When a male crosses his fingers and shoves them into a female's vagina for sexual pleasure.

"Jim crossed his fingers for good luck before shoving them into Jane's warm, sweet Vagina to cork screw her"

by Neoni July 29, 2008

sonic screwdriver

fucking ace tool used by doctor who, it is used for finding secret panels,opening doors,controlling electronic equipment. useful in a crisis

me: Doctor were trapped
DOCTOR:dont worry stan i'll use my sonic screwdriver
me: eurgh you dirty bastard
DOCTOR:no the other one
me: oh sorry good idea

by stoneth July 3, 2005