Alabama Shopping Cart

noun. The act of taking a wheel barrow and rapidly stealing as many things as possible from a neighbor's yard and/or garage.

I heard Rolando McClain got a bunch of weed in an Alabama shopping cart.

by LowTideLow September 15, 2012

Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.

Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.

by That one guy...you know? June 7, 2020

Locker Shopping

The act of searching and or yoinking items from another person locker during the school year. Can be usefull to find sports realated items

Joe: Yo check out this sweater i just got from Locker Shopping.
Moe: Dam ill give u 20$ for it?

by Robotron March 7, 2007

Drop Your Shopping

To fart

Jon (sniffing): Did you Drop your shopping?
James: Ah, yea, that was me, I'm back on meat

by Streaker30 August 15, 2009

window shopping

when you go around the mall looking through store windows and you stare at things but you don't actually buy stuff.

nt t th mall th th day bt snc ddnt' hav any mny jst nt nd shng

by P Ha July 29, 2004

screen shopping

Simply window shopping on the internet, looking through your computer screen rather than through an actual window.

I spend all my time screen shopping on Amazon.com.

by Rabid Nozomi January 18, 2009

school shopping

a more pleasant sounding term for masturbation

I really need to go school shopping after school.

by Nick August 31, 2004