shit

something that comes out of ur asshole

person 1: i juz took a shit
person 2: too much information

by girl with iphone 6s+ ;-; November 28, 2019

Shit

1. Sugar
2. Honey
3. Iced
4. Tea

WHICH ONE OF YE DIDN'T FLUSH DA TOILET AFTER TAKIN A SHIT?

by NO BODIES HERE. March 22, 2019

Shit

Poop

You look like shit

by iCarly April 1, 2019

shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

Shit

When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it

Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.

by Who the hell am I June 6, 2019

Shit

The one thing noeone wants but has. Its annoying, evil, and an abomination.

I took a shit

by Solar reader June 14, 2019

SHIT

Super Happy In Togetherness

Me and this lady are SHIT!

by Mai_Luv September 6, 2019