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Grocery shopping 

When one either doesn't have the money to buy food or the grocery store is closed, they go to a friend or relative's house and raid their pantry or refrigerator.
We were going to make tacos on Sunday, but we were out of lettuce and shredded cheese and the store was closed, so mom told us to go grocery shopping at grandma's house.
Grocery shopping by lac_firefly August 9, 2009

Furniture shopping 

Inappropriate or predatory sexual advances (usually initiated by orange men with small penises and low IQs)
See: Donald Trump
"I did try and f--- her. She was married... And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.'" - Donald Trump

window shopping 

1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.

2. actually shopping for new windows

3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district
1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"

2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"

3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"
window shopping by Murph August 9, 2006

Shoe Shopping 

Hey Mike, I'm down to go shoe shopping tonight.

Shopping Trolley

A car, usually a falling to pieces hatchback that's older than the owner, with ridiculously excessive rear spoiler stuck on it,amongst other things, making it resemble Tesco's finest. Almost exclusively driven by those of the ned persuasion, at high speeds (till it inevitably breaks down or crashes) and with some form of trance house music on, preferably with the windows rolled down to share said music with the public at large. People driving them think they look the shit, but in reality would have as much sophistication and subtlety if they were wheeled around in an actual shopping trolley.
Not only is he driving a shopping trolley, but he's chosen to respray it neon orange... And he's a 35 year old man wearing glasses and high waisted jeans... he thinks he's cool bless...

Slipping 

When an age regressor regresses into their younger headspace
We noticed her slipping in the hallway between classes
Slipping by Bruh_87 February 24, 2021