shake a deuce loose

To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.

1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?

by Shay Sights May 13, 2022

Shake and Blake

New Jersey's premier flag football team.

Explosive offense, stifling defense? Only one team comes to mind - Shake and Blake!

by Jeff May 15, 2003

shake-a-jake

The act of shaking a homeless person on the street in exchange for money.

I had a great game of shake-a-jake after getting drunk in town last night!

by QualityApeMan April 10, 2005

Shake a lettuce

Polite way for a lady to say shes going for a wiz

"I'm just going to shake a lettuce"

by Leeds Geography May 24, 2008

Shake one out

When one shits in their pants and then shakes the poop out of the bottom of their pant leg.

I was on stage and I had to shake one out and it wound up hitting someone in the front row.

by Rob Stern October 9, 2007

shake the baby

The process of pissing or urination. This definition is specific to male urination whether it may occur in bathrooms, public arenas, trees, or a neighbor's flower garden.

Josh drank beer for hours before he had to shake the baby.

by Kevin Joyner January 7, 2006

shake junt

stupid bitch tryna smoke fo free

if that shake junt wanna smoke fo free, she betta smoke on me

by slangin bricks October 31, 2009