shaft slap

the act of pulling out your penis and slapping a random person in the face with it so hard that the imprint is left on their face

bro, im totally gonna shaft slap your uncle when he gets home

by dr mcnasty December 14, 2010

shaft apple

The scrotum. It can be treated as a delightful dessert by dipping your shaft apple in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, whipped cream or other tasty toppings.

Jenny: I have such a sweet tooth right now!

Dave: Want me to pull it out?

Jenny: Only if you're talking about your delicious shaft apple!

by NinjaSquared November 22, 2010

shaft-a-holic

one who loves the shaft, or anything resembling a shaft

betty: damn girl, look at that shit over there. Suzy: fuck girl, you're a shaft-a-holic

by mrk3 March 8, 2012

Half Shaft

When a person can only give a blowjob half way down the penis shaft

Aaron: “Does Jillian give good head?”
Tom: “She was a half shaft.”

by raspberrylimestevie February 14, 2020

Shaft-Craft

The art of creating dildo's and other penis-like structures.

I got this new toy, it was made by a master of Shaft-Craft.

by Dr.Didget January 4, 2018

year of shaft

When the whole year decides to shaft you and make you its bitch

Guy 1: “I’ve broken my arm, got the flu, had my fake taken from me, and got railed by my midterms... and it’s only January”
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”

by Poopdedoophi February 5, 2020

turbo shaft

Male masturbation done really fast

I'm going to have a turbo shaft

by Turbo shaft June 1, 2017