shaft slap

the act of pulling out your penis and slapping a random person in the face with it so hard that the imprint is left on their face

bro, im totally gonna shaft slap your uncle when he gets home

by dr mcnasty December 14, 2010

turbo shaft

Male masturbation done really fast

I'm going to have a turbo shaft

by Turbo shaft June 1, 2017

year of shaft

When the whole year decides to shaft you and make you its bitch

Guy 1: “I’ve broken my arm, got the flu, had my fake taken from me, and got railed by my midterms... and it’s only January”
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”

by Poopdedoophi February 5, 2020

large shaft

Big dick

Your stupid if you don't know what large shaft means

by Your a dumbass June 14, 2017

Half Shaft

When a person can only give a blowjob half way down the penis shaft

Aaron: “Does Jillian give good head?”
Tom: “She was a half shaft.”

by raspberrylimestevie February 14, 2020

Shaft-Craft

The art of creating dildo's and other penis-like structures.

I got this new toy, it was made by a master of Shaft-Craft.

by Dr.Didget January 4, 2018

shaft-a-holic

one who loves the shaft, or anything resembling a shaft

betty: damn girl, look at that shit over there. Suzy: fuck girl, you're a shaft-a-holic

by mrk3 March 8, 2012