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Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.
She tugged on my lever while my chocolate soft serve machine dispensed into her mouth.
by d.e.a. August 5, 2007
mugGet the chocolate soft serve machinemug.
First said by Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos (1741-1803). He originally said it in French in his 1782 book Les Liasons Dangereuses: "La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid. Quoted in Kill Bill Vol. 1 as being an old Klingon Proverb
"Why did you brutally murder all of the people who killed your unborn baby?"
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
by ben dub May 15, 2007
mugGet the Revenge is a Dish Best Served Coldmug.
A common supervillain saying in soliloquies, meaning that reprisals against enemies, such as superheroes, should be delayed long after the original offense, until the enemies have forgotten them and relaxed security, not expecting an attack. It's origin is unknown, but has been quoted in movies such as Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, novels such as Mario Puzo's The Godfather, etc.
"Revenge is a dish best served cold," said Dr. Negative to himself, as he slouched on his throne and petted his cat with gloved hands.
by warriorprincess61 March 15, 2015
mugGet the Revenge is a dish best served coldmug.

Serve Serina Body Milk

a saying meaning "goodbye" or "have a nice day". a way of ending a conversation
Person 1: i have to go
person 2: blablablabla
person 1: serve serina body milk, bye bye!
person 2: wh-what?
person 1: gets away while person 2 contemplates meaning of life
by AVWification April 17, 2011
mugGet the Serve Serina Body Milkmug.

first come first served

When someone thinks they can steal your man/ thinks they have a claim on a person. Likes cocky boys
I said first, first come first served LOL
by First_come_first_served June 4, 2017
mugGet the first come first servedmug.
You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.
"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"
by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017
mugGet the The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft servemug.

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