shitzel

1.the wanna-be version of shit in Swedish.

2.my interpretation of shit in the Swedish language.

Shitzel!

Oh shitzel!

You smell like you're covered in shitzel!

by shatilmore July 18, 2007

Seizgasm

n. The result of bringing a sexual partner to climax with the intensity to cause a seizure. Usually the result of the proper use of a choad and avoidance of cocksphixiation.

also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."

usually seen in the "high end" porno industry

"I thought that I killed her until I found out it as just a seizgasm."

"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"

by poopypants April 1, 2003

status seizure

The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while (or happens repeatedly) when in the middle of an internet conversation.

snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.

by J-J-Jenna January 4, 2007

seizure boy

To fuck someone so damn hard, you have a seizure.

"Yo i seizure boyed dat hoe"

by tabasco3131 August 19, 2008

shitzuh

brittany lane's breed of dog

brittany has 7 shitzuhs left

by kevin March 27, 2003

seizure

when someone rocks out

omg hes having a seizure

by laughing_bun May 30, 2006

seize up

When something strange or inexplicable occurs (usually when observer is on a substance), it can be called a "seize up".
When something of an extremely weird nature occurs, it can be called a "horrid seize".
This term was originally coined by the few that got bare stoned in hughberry's forest of wonders back in the day.

"I was on shrooms and i looked up into the sky and there was a Buddha made of clouds. It was a seize up."
"I can't physically move, this is a horrid seize."

by the chubby funster January 23, 2008