german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005

Scrunch

Meaning something is gross or nasty

Yo dude that girl is scrunch af!

by ThatGuyNamedTitan November 17, 2014

scrunchie

1. A young, freshly shaved snatch
2. A good afternoon snack
3. Hopefully clean

Hey you sexy momma, show me your scrunchie.

I'd like to have a good clean scrunchie for lunch.

by status September 5, 2008

scratcher

I didn't know what it was till my sister south of D.C. told me.

A bitch who scrapes her teeth against your fucking cock while giving head.

I hope she's not a scratcher. Oh well, I'll get her back wit MY version of Da Shocka if she is

by She deserved it July 9, 2005

Scrunchy

Whenever something is so good it makes your face scrunch. Often seen when you hear a good song, eat delicious food, see a sexy person, or are genuinely impressed with something.

Person #1: Did you hear that new Big K.R.I.T. song?
Person #2: Yeah, man that sh*t is scrunchy af!!!

by Aroddd October 3, 2017

turd cruncher

noun:turd scraper(terd sckraipur)
1- an object that smushes your turds and you can make your own turd hat or turd scraper with it

al," im goin to the turd factory to get a turd cruncher this weekent thier having a HUGE sale."
kohri, " is their realy a turd factory? and whats a turd cruncher."
al, " i can make turd hats and what not whith it."

by yotoddal January 21, 2006

scrunger

A scummy grunger. Basically a scum bag who thinks there a grunger. Usually seen with mid length greasy hair and a look in there eye's that there going to mug you.

Anyone wearing a Nirvana t-shirt and a burberry cap. Definitely a scrunger. Found mainly in Dublin.

by Slimbun September 12, 2006