A window licker who works with computers. See also windows licker for Windows specific screen licking.
by James Law January 4, 2008
Get the screen lickermug. Tech TV show for people who would never pass as techies.
They teach idiots how to cut and paste. Sometimes, they tell you how to do something wild, like change your video card . . . then forget to mention voltages.
Then, they encourage the stupid to try bigger things themselves, thus drumming up business for computer shops.
TechTV is for people who can't handle a soldering iron.
They teach idiots how to cut and paste. Sometimes, they tell you how to do something wild, like change your video card . . . then forget to mention voltages.
Then, they encourage the stupid to try bigger things themselves, thus drumming up business for computer shops.
TechTV is for people who can't handle a soldering iron.
by Huhk February 19, 2004
Get the The Screen Saversmug. As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!
by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012
Get the Smoke Screenmug. A child whose parents let him spend all of his waking hours on a phone or mobile device as life passes him by.
We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.
by Silly_Me December 22, 2018
Get the screen zombiemug. Screen Gems is the programming service which brought us the scary ass logo consisting of a red S and a yellow background. Better known a the S from hell
by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022
Get the Screen Gemsmug. I was pretty sure Sarah was gonna come home with me, but then Katie started interrupting us and threw up a vagine screen.
by Insightful J September 25, 2010
Get the Vagine Screenmug. The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
Get the split screeningmug.