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The Runny Scissor

When you and a partner assume the scissor position and spray Diarrhea at the same time.
"Hey wanna come back to my place so we can do The Runny Scissor?"

Double Chin Scissor 

When two fat asses with double chins rub their chins together to slide in between.
When Corey and Mark met they could not resist double chin scissoring each other to create a magical double chin bond.

The San Francisco Scissor

A sexual act involving two men scissoring with their buttholes.
Me and Bill tried the San Francisco Scissor last night. Mind blowing experience.

“so do you guys like, scissor?”

The first question people ask a woman when she comes out as gay. We gay women expect it. After replying “yes”, the conversation usually goes as follows;
“so do you guys like, scissor?”

*sigh* “yes. we do scissor.”

“oh, okay, so like, HOW DOES THAT WORK?”

scissors theater 

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.
Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.

scissorlift gook 

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms
who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?
scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020