by dihrac October 28, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's freak mug.A person that claims that they are white or of color, whichever is more benefiting in current situation.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.
A: Is John a person of color?
B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.
A: So he's a racial opportunist?
B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.
B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.
A: So he's a racial opportunist?
B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.
by Anon8271 November 24, 2025
Get the Schrodinger’s Turk mug.When you’ve taken a shit and don’t need to wipe, but you don’t know that until you’ve wiped. You both needed and didn’t need to wipe.
by JimboJdog November 26, 2025
Get the Schrodinger’s Wipe mug.A character in media that has yet to be confirmed as gay or straight, putting them in a state of being both gay and straight at the same time until it's confirmed
I wonder if this character is gay or not
Neither have been confirmed nor denied yet
This is a real Schrodinger's queer situation
Neither have been confirmed nor denied yet
This is a real Schrodinger's queer situation
by L0RE December 15, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's queer mug.Someone who has a bad take and then makes an excuse of it being either a joke or ragebait based on the audience's reaction.
Anthony: I think Minecraft is overrated.
Trevor: Dude tf you mean. Minecraft is one of the best games ever made
Anthony: I-I was just joking!!/Haha! You just got ragebaited!
Harry: Anthony is such a Schrodinger's douchebag
Trevor: Dude tf you mean. Minecraft is one of the best games ever made
Anthony: I-I was just joking!!/Haha! You just got ragebaited!
Harry: Anthony is such a Schrodinger's douchebag
by appleapple_1 December 21, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's douchebag mug.There are two sides to this.
When you are attacking and you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a counter attack, so you finish shorter and more direct.
When you are defending and you want to counter attack, but you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a straight attack, so you run away while parrying every time they attack.
The result is a slow ass bout and this counterattack situation never arising, even though it is more advantageous for one of the fencers.
When you are attacking and you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a counter attack, so you finish shorter and more direct.
When you are defending and you want to counter attack, but you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a straight attack, so you run away while parrying every time they attack.
The result is a slow ass bout and this counterattack situation never arising, even though it is more advantageous for one of the fencers.
Verd: Wow your counterattacks are so good
Jackson: What do you mean? You hit me every time I counterattack.
Verd: No you get the point because I go to the wrong line
Jackson: I'm pretty sure you just hit me
Verd: It's Schrodinger's counterattack :O
Jackson: What do you mean? You hit me every time I counterattack.
Verd: No you get the point because I go to the wrong line
Jackson: I'm pretty sure you just hit me
Verd: It's Schrodinger's counterattack :O
by Radiotrophic Gint December 23, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's counterattack mug.a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed
She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!
by brookvollerei February 12, 2024
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