This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.
"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."
Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."
Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."
by MartinFynch November 11, 2010
Wow, he went out with a chick with no front teeth, safe to say that's at least 7 L's on the Budden scale.
His love/hate relationship with video blogging has him disrespecting himself to the tune of 8 L's on the Budden scale.
His love/hate relationship with video blogging has him disrespecting himself to the tune of 8 L's on the Budden scale.
by b-rock78 September 02, 2009
A scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. The Fitzgerald Scale is divided into ten subunits, called 'Geralds'. Each Gerald is in turn divided into ten Subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. One Gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten Gerald situation would be a scarring event.
by Reality 2.0 October 20, 2011
A scale of women from 1-10 based on precise measurements of alcohol.
Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.
Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.
by Big Time April 05, 2005
by Anonymous March 06, 2003
When a beutiful,sexy,hot, girl dates a complety lame,dorky and stupid looking guy.
When a lame,dorky stupid looking dude scores a girl well beyond his caliber.
When a lame,dorky stupid looking dude scores a girl well beyond his caliber.
man did you see those two? that chics fine and hes a tool...man now thats a perfect example of the scales of misjustice!!!
by sacred357 December 12, 2003
Similar to the nautical Beaufort scale which measures wind, the Beaufart scale measures the stink of farts, from 1 to 9 - 10 or above is always a follow through, which normally means stinks like fuck.
In the library Kevin leaned over on his chair, looked around and did what he thought was a silent but deadly, deadly it was - 2 pensioners shuffling past were stopped in their tracks. One of the pensioners turned to Kevin and said " Fuck me boy, that trouser cough of yours is worthy of a 7.1 on the Beaufart scale. "Thank you" said Kevin "My previous best was only a 5.3"
by griggsy August 04, 2012