U guys are all a bunch of ignorants. Sammy Sosa is the true example of somebody who overcome all the dificulties of growing up the dominican republic (I am dominican too) and made a career in the MLB. U all cry babies know that sammy sosa was borned in a abandoned hospital? and he had to work shinning shoes and selling lemon juice cuz his dad died when he was 7? and he had to use a rolled juice container cuz he had no money to buy a baseball glove? Exactly, you don't know all of that cuz in the dominican some dirty ass place like Bronx of Compton would look like a fuckin 3 Billion neighborhood. So stop bitchin about Sammy. Yeah, he cheated with the cork in his bat, but it was an accident (yeah assholes, they checked all the other 72 bats of sammy sosa, all of them clear) and it is a common practice for all baseball player to practice with a corked bat (improves the swing). So wtf do u expect, is sammy sosa perfect,can't he make mistakes? ("oh my god, sammy used a corked bat " But they all look the same, it is probably just a mistake" "meh, who cares, lets call him cheater") Unless any of you were borned in an abandoned hospital, and had to work since you were 7 years old, and had to go play baseball shoeless and with a rolled juice container, and now you are a MLB player STFU and stop bitching!
by Sendog July 26, 2005
Get the Sammy Sosamug. A Sammy Ive is an amazing person. They are very athletic and good at sports, especially rugby. They are very good at everything. They represent a Samuel well. They are also very handsome.
by sam ive August 2, 2020
Get the sammy Ivemug. by TheStrizzle March 31, 2021
Get the Sammi On Top!mug. by gup guy July 24, 2023
Get the gup a sammymug. sammy boi is the gayest person you’ll ever meet, fucking gay bitch. he is also the sexiest mad boi alive. his bestie is kate, who he loves ;) just kidding sammy boi bestieee
by imagine being named kate sexy May 7, 2020
Get the sammy boimug. The act of doing something so lame that you literally will get cancer and bronchitis at the same time.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.
"Rest in peace Derrick. If he didn't pull a Susman Sammy and ride a bike without training wheels for the first time than maybe the little whorebag would still be here."
by Gaylo August 6, 2016
Get the Susman Sammymug. Wet willy's fun uncle. Basically, you tongue punch someones inner ear to enhance the disgusting feeling of wet ear. It's funny as hell, but watch out for strangers could be taken sexually.
Person 1: "Ew, did that tall guy just give you a wet willy?"
Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"
Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."
Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"
Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."
by Jdiamondpockets January 6, 2020
Get the Slobbering Sammymug.