Saldoming

When you take a shit under the carpet and wrap it around your dick then jerk off to fortnite animated porn.

Bruh, I heard Josh was SALDOMING at his grandmas

by cotKruntch February 12, 2018

Salmontes

Salmontes, the boi who's awesome, and is a great friend to have. His personality is great, and he makes you laugh so much. He has a great taste in football (soccer) teams, and honestly is one of the best streamers on Twitch - you can check out his streams on Twitch.TV, just look up Salmontes1021 and give this boi a follow. He's gonna be partnered soon!

Salmontes, more like salmon boi with a trash football team.

by xBungleBee June 30, 2018

salofi

A cool ass Samoan that is good at sports and not at school but is low-key smart he is kinda annoying but can pull girls easily but dosent choose to.

salofi is a cool guy

by samoanguy May 14, 2018

salmon breath

when she toppin' her man good and the cum in her mouth makes her breath stank, so after her breath smell bad cause' she gave head

yo I gave your mom salmon breath

by gamergirl564 December 19, 2018

salmonella chinstrap

Where the woman is on all fours nude and a pork tenderloin is placed within her anal cavity (plunger optional). After 45 minutes, the woman releases the pork tenderloin, like an easy-bake oven, which a male then places around his neck like a scarf. Then the male proceeds to eat the tenderloin, like a candy necklace.

Dude 1: Hey Dude, how was your weekend?

Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.

by J-hem May 24, 2019

Salmonilla

A vanilla flavored salmon.

Chef Ramsay: This salmon tastes like f***ing vanilla! Do you have salmonilla?

by Killercoke2 August 8, 2019

Salmon Surfing

Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.

Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!

by jrb04cfsu May 1, 2020